It’s a ‘National Holiday’

~ Patrick O'Grady
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

While a presidential proclamation
Is blasting out across the nation
And Mad Dog and his band of jerks
Are lighting off the fireworks
Oh, boy, hey hey, it’s a national holiday
It’s a national holiday. —Timbuk 3

9 thoughts on “It’s a ‘National Holiday’”

  1. Is he gone yet? It’s the only question that matters today. This nation is in the hospital, and the doctors are considering admission into the ICU.

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    1. “Assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote”
      Yep, pretty much what George Carlin told us.

      https://www.icomedytv.com/content/george-carlin-on-voting-transcript

      “…If you have selfish ignorant citizens… If you have selfish ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish ignorant leaders. And term-limits ain’t going to do you any good. You’re just going to wind up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So maybe… maybe… MAYBE, it’s not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here like: “THE PUBLIC”. Yeah the public sucks…”

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  5. I’m a member of the band of jerks,
    but I ain’t got no fireworks
    Dick heads to the left
    More dick heads on the right
    The chief dick head will speak tonight
    The commies are coming, wait and see
    Right now in town it’s a 103
    I’m the best president tonight
    If there is a god, lightning will strike
    It will blow holes in both his insoles
    We’re finally rid of the head asshole

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  6. What was that H.L. Mencken quote? “Government of the people, by the people, and for the people. And the people deserve to get it good and hard.”

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