Category: Agitprop
Turds vs. Kurds

Why a single, solitary Kurd continues to believe a single, solitary word spoken by a representative of the United States government is a mystery to me.
Those poor saps get sold more often than a hot gun in Albuquerque.
• Extra Credit Chazbo: Meanwhile, I hate to kick off the week with two “Yeah, what Chazbo said” posts, but if Joe “Mr. Clean” Biden doesn’t want to apply for the job with a vengeance, let him get the fuck out of the queue. God save us from another “But it’s my turn!” candidate.
Wak wak fuckin’ wak!

Boy, Scrooge McDick is really starting to lose it down there in the vault. Y’think he found out Huey, Dewey, Louie, Donald, Daisy, Gladstone, and Goofy are all gonna flip?
It’s beginning to look a lot like … October?

after he’s had three cups of coffee.
Yes, that’s exactly what it appears to be: a Christmas display at the local Lowe’s, in September.
I think we all know what I want for Christmas (cough, cough, impeachment, removal, cough, cough).
But having been a very naughty boy indeed, I don’t expect to get it.
Well, I expect to get it, all right. But not that “it.”
‘Off with his head!’

That old queen is at it again, this time questioning whether the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Rep. Adam B. Schiff, should be arrested for treason. For, y’know, like, being a big ol’ blue meanie, an’ stuff.
