Happy birthday, Mary

My mom-in-law, Mary Pigeon, turns (mumblemumble) today, and the kinfolk are throwing her a birthday bash in Sin City.

I was unable to attend, Nov. 5 being the day I always wash my scalp, so I thought I’d slap together this little video by way of atonement.

Happy birthday, Mary — and many more.

P.S.: Whadja get me for your birthday?

From our oft-ignored Good News Department

I had just wrapped up a bit of leaf-raking this afternoon and was vigorously applying water to what serves us as a lawn when my friend, neighbor and bicycle adviser John Crandall of Old Town Bike Shop rolled by to exchange pleasantries.

John, as you may recall, was involved in a horrific bike-auto accident a year and some months back, and in his recovery has suffered the trials of Job. He has been carved like a Thanksgiving turkey (and more than once); had parts installed and replaced; taken steps backward as well as forward; and endured physical therapy that would make the Grand Inquisitor say, “Aw, c’mon, guys, ease up.”

And now he’s cycling again, on the road; has been for a couple of weeks. Ten miles is a good day. He’s trying to figure out whether he can still ride a motorcycle, which must be an agonizing decision for a throttle-twister of some four decades’ standing.

But at least John is back on the bike. I should’ve taken a picture. He looked so happy.

Bellying up to the bar

It is my very great pleasure indeed to announce that my friend and colleague Charles F. Pelkey, J.D., has passed his bar exam — and on the very first try, too. Next week he will be a member of the bar instead of merely a patron of one, and getting sworn in instead of sworn at.

Dude did it the hard way, studying around a full-time job, a couple of part-time gigs and family obligations, and got to chew his fingernails to the elbows for the past couple of months while waiting to hear whether he passed the unholy trinity that constitutes admission by examination in Wyoming — the Multistate Bar Examination, the Multistate Professional Responsibility Examination and the Wyoming Essay Examination.

So, chapeau, counselor. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so if I ring you up drunk from some hoosegow late at night I don’t wanna hear nothin’ about billable hours — I just want that get-out-of-jail-free card.