It’ll all come out in the wash

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 11 Comments

But I’m in the wash* anyway.

*We call washes “arroyos” down here, and sometimes we don’t come out, either.

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

June 22, 2018June 22, 2018 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 8 Comments

His Excellency, Field Marshal Turkish von Turkenstein (commander, 1st Feline Home Defense Regiment), wants to know what’s all this fuss about putting children in cages.

“Just scratch their ears now and then, keep the food bowl full, and clean that litter box twice a day,” he purrs. “I’ve been a prisoner of love all my life. But then again, I’m a white guy, so your mileage may vary.”

Star Dreck: The Wrath of Con

June 10, 2018June 10, 2018 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 17 Comments

Is the rest of the galaxy starting to figure out where Ricardo Mountebank is coming from?

Wheeled chair

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 21 Comments

“It’s OK, I have allergies.”

Friday funny

April 13, 2018 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 2 Comments

“Yeah, it’s all alphabetized by name. This is the ‘A’ section.”

Is anyone else amused by the fact that the squad of Department of Justice attorneys detailed to go through Michael Cohen’s poon-payoff pile is called a “taint team?”