Happy Fourth

Here are some fireworks from the evening of July 2.

A little early, true, and no tanks were in evidence.

But still, boom, amirite?

Thanks, but no tanks

“Hey, you want to talk Mexican? Join another tank, a Mexican tank. This is an American tank, we talk American.”

Now that’s he straightened out Iran and North Korea, Dealie McDealio is going to solve homelessness.

Uh huh.

Y’think he plans to put them all up in one of his failing properties? Or just add ’em to the camps with all the kids?

Fanta Se plans to irrigate its golf courses with drinking water. Apparently Bonterra hasn’t been able to supply enough organic Chardonnay.

Well, rock and roll may not be dead, but it’s definitely coughing up blood.

This seems like as good a time as any to break out the Nihilist Dad Jokes.