Now that’s he straightened out Iran and North Korea, Dealie McDealio is going to solve homelessness.
Uh huh.
Y’think he plans to put them all up in one of his failing properties? Or just add ’em to the camps with all the kids?
Room at the inns
Recycling is the new golf
Fanta Se plans to irrigate its golf courses with drinking water. Apparently Bonterra hasn’t been able to supply enough organic Chardonnay.
Paint it green
Well, rock and roll may not be dead, but it’s definitely coughing up blood.
This seems like as good a time as any to break out the Nihilist Dad Jokes.
Paddy on the railway
This fellow waves at me every time I cycle past. And Paddy waves back. ’Tis no day at the beach, to be workin’ on the railway.
We’re bucked
They laughed at Paul Revere, too.
But Field Marshal Turkish von Turkenstein (commander, 1st Feline Home Defense Force) was right. They’re out there, and not even an augmented Wall will stop ’em.
Speaking of spooked deer, Kamala Harris apparently hit Smilin’ Joe with The Big Light last night, and by all accounts I’ve read this morning he did not handle it well, not one itty-bitty bit.
This is the thing that makes me nervous about Smilin’ Joe. He’s old, and he’s white, and like Gore, Kerry and The Hilldebeast before him, he believes it is His Turn, and that all these other people are horning in on his act.
“G’wan, get away from me, kid, y’bodda me.”
Maybe he gets the nomination. Maybe he even wins. I don’t have a feel for the deal yet.
But he looked an awful lot like Spike in that spotlight last night.
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