Posts Tagged ‘Nancy Pelosi’

‘Dear Madam Speaker. …’

December 17, 2019

“Blabble gabble razza frazza nyyinng gahhahh nnnghh!
Hey, asshole, there are four n’s in ‘nnnnghh.’ “

President Very Very Large Brain dictates a letter to Nancy Pelosi.

I hope someone wiped the spit off it before delivery.

Stand down, clown

January 16, 2019

We’re all bozos on this bus. Some of us more than others.

The speaker of the House lays an epic troll on Il Douche, suggesting that he postpone his State of the Union speech or submit it in writing.

I dunno. I don’t remember anything in the Constitution about black crayon and Big Chief tablets. Y’think he can manage it in  280 characters?

That’s what I call some prime-time Pelosi.