‘Dear Madam Speaker. …’

“Blabble gabble razza frazza nyyinng gahhahh nnnghh!
Hey, asshole, there are four n’s in ‘nnnnghh.’ “

President Very Very Large Brain dictates a letter to Nancy Pelosi.

I hope someone wiped the spit off it before delivery.

Tags: Nancy Pelosi, President Very Very Large Brain

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10 Responses to “‘Dear Madam Speaker. …’”

Pat O'Brien Says:
December 17, 2019 at 5:26 pm | Reply
We fiddle, Rome burns. Won’t be long now, and he will declare himself president for life. Might get away with it. Because one thing is for sure, nobody in congress or the executive branch gives a shit about the citizens of this experiment.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  December 18, 2019 at 5:19 am | Reply
  Dude always punches down. Always. He’s the worst “winner” I ever saw, dancing in the end zone before putting any points on the board.
  
  This game is rigged, and he knows it, and still he has to be a dick about it. If you saw this behavior in your own son you’d sell him for medical experiments and spend the proceeds on a vasectomy.
  - Pat O'Brien Says:
    December 18, 2019 at 5:54 am | Reply
    On that last word, I had one 30 years ago. Seems I made a good decision, although I worry about the young people of the world. We sure did pass them a huge plate of shit with a huge asshole in the middle of it adding to the pile. Is that an idea for a cartoon?
  - Patrick O'Grady Says:
    December 18, 2019 at 6:03 am | Reply
    Well, we sure gave them some cool toys to play with.
    
    The bad news is, the wrapping paper is floating in a great big ball in the middle of the Pacific, bark beetles croaked all the Christmas trees, and Santa is in Gitmo.
    - Pat O'Brien Says:
      December 18, 2019 at 6:18 am | Reply
  - Herb from Michigan Says:
    December 18, 2019 at 6:25 am | Reply
    Not in agreement about Adolph Trump being called a dick. From my experience, a dick does have usefulness at least several times a day. And, most of the time is out of sight and quiet. Also, at least has two close friends albeit kind of nutty whereas AT does not really have ANY if the truth were told. His so called “friends” are bought, appointed or rented.
mike w. Says:
December 17, 2019 at 8:07 pm | Reply
Nancy’s reply: TLDR
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  December 18, 2019 at 5:20 am | Reply
  Wouldn’t it be great if she just walked up to him, grabbed him by the nuts, and squeezed? I suppose the SS would have something to say about that, but still, a woman’s reach should exceed her grasp or what’s a heaven for?
SAO' Says:
December 17, 2019 at 9:40 pm | Reply
Shit’s getting so weird, it’s like we’re all part of a Far Side cartoon.

Wait a second …

https://www.thefarside.com/about/48/a-letter-from-gary-larson
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  December 18, 2019 at 5:24 am | Reply
  “The Return of the Far Side” beats “The Return of the Jedi” hands down. Doesn’t even need a light-saber. You have no idea of the power of the Far Side!
  
  Speaking of Jedi, the Snark is strong in A.O. Scott this morning. Reviewing the “final” installment in the “Star Wars” saga, he writes:
  
  “Not that anybody has asked, but if I had to come up with a definitive ranking of all the ‘Star Wars’ episodes — leaving out sidebars like the animated “Clone Wars,” the young Han Solo movie and the latest ‘Mandalorian’ Baby Yoda memes — the result could only be a nine-way tie for fourth place.”
  
  Clearly, A.O. has searched his feelings and knows this to be true.