I have good news and bad news.

First, the good news: The Elefinks are barking mad, and even more so than usual, having been ruthlessly neutered in the midterms by those darned old woke socialist darkie/immigrant/queer-lovin’ Donks.

The bad news? According to Walt Kelly and Pogo, the world will come to an end tomorrow.

(H/t The Daily Cartoonist).