I have good news and bad news.
First, the good news: The Elefinks are barking mad, and even more so than usual, having been ruthlessly neutered in the midterms by those darned old woke socialist darkie/immigrant/queer-lovin’ Donks.
The bad news? According to Walt Kelly and Pogo, the world will come to an end tomorrow.
(H/t The Daily Cartoonist).
Ok, drink the good bourbon first.
I love me some Pogo. Also, and too, R.E.M.