Deer me.
Wall didn’t even slow him down. Says his name is John. I wanna see the birth certificate.
Posts Tagged ‘The Wall’
Undocumented immigrant
June 18, 2017There goes the king
May 11, 2016
Budweiser overthrows its king and declares a republic.
OK, here’s my pitch:
The commercial opens with a long shot of an inpenetrable, red-white-and-blue Wall being built along the U.S.-Mexico border. A Wall made of … wait for it … cans of America.
Pop. Hiss. Slurp. Clink. Pop. Hiss. Slurp. Clink.
In the background, Pink Floyd: “All in all it’s just another brick in the Wall.”
And finally, the scroll: “There’s is no other one. There’s only something less. America: You’ve been canned. Trump 2016.”
Pay me.
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