A tip of Dr. Dogbyte’s scrub cap to Terry Gilliam’s “Twelve Monkeys.”
OK, lemme see if I have this right here:
It’s a disgrace to ask whether the pestilence of the Benighted States is a useful idiot stooging for the Russians.
But it’s OK to ask whether his predecessor was a Kenyan Muslim socialist not born in this country.
Got it.
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