Attention, penny-pinching hipsters: You can now get your fixie on at Wal-Mart.
And while you’re browsing, why not pick up a new pair of pants for your little sister, since you got chain grease and designer java all over the ones you borrowed from her?
Really broke hipsters can spend their pennies on this model.
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But what I really want to know is if you can you jump sharks on it?
One of those fixies doesn’t show any brakes. Coaster brake? Otherwise, CPSC illegal, right?
A Wal-Mart fixie. Wow….
CPSC? Really Khal? Don’t ya know that all the hipsters don’t give a patoot about rules, laws and/or the laws of physics?
As one braniac tried to explain in a story published out of Oregon years ago: “I can skid and that stops me.” Yes……but skidding is not braking you might say. And you would be correct.
But then again: hipsters don’t care about rules. They just care about keeping their little sister’s jeans clean.
Hipsters don’t care, but stores get sued or cited.
What about the full suspension disc front brake bike for $149 ?
Look for the review in an upcoming edition of VeloNews … bwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A $149 bottle cage, maybe, but a $149 bike? Check under monkeys, butt, flying out of.
Love the name: Cycle Force Tour de France Stage One Vintage Red. Up all night thinking of that one. Does WalMart fly under ASO’s radar? Can’t believe they’d go for the unlicensed use of the name.
What happened to the decent carbon framed bike they had last year? That could end up being a real collectors item!
Our bike club buys a load of W-M BSO’s (bicycle shaped objects) to give out to poor kids every year, on the theory that anything is better than nothing. The assembly party is always lots of fun — my favorite moment was using the scissors jack from my car to spread forks so front wheels would fit in….