Christmas music that doesn’t suck (5)

Elvis has left the building, but P-p-porky Pig is still very m-m-much with us.

We had a white Christmas, which meant that instead of lollygagging around the rancheroo I had to drag ass outdoors in 15-degree temps to broom the block. Yes, “broom” — thanks to the global climate change that the Elefinks don’t believe in, we never get enough snow to shovel.

I tried shooting it, but that didn’t work. Clearly, we need more guns.

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5 Responses to “Christmas music that doesn’t suck (5)”

  1. Larry T. Says:

    Happy holidays to you as well. No snow here
    So far haven’t seen any guns either.

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Meery Christmas to all in the the O’Grady house! Use the leaf blower instead of the broom.

  3. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Damn, can’t even spell today. Guess I need another beer. I am suffering from SAD. Severe alcohol deficiency.

  4. Khal Spencer Says:

    Yeah,, Merry Christmas. God, I was just in Webster visiting my aunt.

  5. Steve O Says:

    When I pulled out of my driveway the day before Christmas, I saw a flock of geese doing what I’ve see about 5 million geese do since October or so: head north. Yep, north. So if global warming ain’t real, someone forgot to tell the geese.

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