Elvis has left the building, but P-p-porky Pig is still very m-m-much with us.
We had a white Christmas, which meant that instead of lollygagging around the rancheroo I had to drag ass outdoors in 15-degree temps to broom the block. Yes, “broom” — thanks to the global climate change that the Elefinks don’t believe in, we never get enough snow to shovel.
I tried shooting it, but that didn’t work. Clearly, we need more guns.
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Happy holidays to you as well. No snow here
http://cycleitalia.blogspot.com/2012/12/happy-holidays.html
So far haven’t seen any guns either.
Meery Christmas to all in the the O’Grady house! Use the leaf blower instead of the broom.
Damn, can’t even spell today. Guess I need another beer. I am suffering from SAD. Severe alcohol deficiency.
Yeah,, Merry Christmas. God, I was just in Webster visiting my aunt.
http://www.labikes.blogspot.com/2012/12/deadly-weapons-in-hands-of-loons-part-ii.html
When I pulled out of my driveway the day before Christmas, I saw a flock of geese doing what I’ve see about 5 million geese do since October or so: head north. Yep, north. So if global warming ain’t real, someone forgot to tell the geese.