The high (or low, more likely) lights of the thing will be more than enough for me. If I could get a visa I’d get on a flight back to Italy tomorrow. Too many to fit in the Rethug clown car so these 2nd stringers showed up in the clown trailer?
It would be funny if it wasn’t so sorry and pathetic. Presidency for sale, Do I have any bids? Oh, and don’t forget that Congress had to go on another vacation right before they shut down the government. Maybe Mr. Iamnotayahoo flew over from the promised land to watch his heroes at work. Right after he dropped off another check at Rancho McLame.
I did not turn on the tube. If I had, I would have had to lock up the hole punch machine or my wife would have found me headed for the next dimension. Just shoot me….
Mad Blog Media 
We’ve almost got our popcorn ready for the really big showwww.
No drinking games. We want y’all to be alive to regret it in the morning.
More people on stage then in the audience?
Yeah, I guess the candidates’ prepared joke lines were stinking up the joint with no audience to hee-haw. Wotta tragedy.
At least some folks are being honest and calling it a contest instead of a debate
Of course, the only bigger group of losers out there than the folks on stage are the folks who tell us that evening who the winners and losers were
Imagine the analysis. More of a urinalysis, I expect. Or a colonoscopy.
The high (or low, more likely) lights of the thing will be more than enough for me. If I could get a visa I’d get on a flight back to Italy tomorrow. Too many to fit in the Rethug clown car so these 2nd stringers showed up in the clown trailer?
Maybe they’re consigned to the clown wayback in the Party’s 1972 Mercury Marquis Colonoscopy Park station wagon (Richard Nixon edition).
It would be funny if it wasn’t so sorry and pathetic. Presidency for sale, Do I have any bids? Oh, and don’t forget that Congress had to go on another vacation right before they shut down the government. Maybe Mr. Iamnotayahoo flew over from the promised land to watch his heroes at work. Right after he dropped off another check at Rancho McLame.
I did not turn on the tube. If I had, I would have had to lock up the hole punch machine or my wife would have found me headed for the next dimension. Just shoot me….