Editor’s note: The following is a guest post from Field Marshal Turkish von Turkenstein (commander, 1st Feline Home Defense Regiment).
We have been to the dentist. We are not amused. We wish we were a bear like the one on the Apple TV screensaver. Then when someone thought we needed to go to the dentist we could slap all the ass off of them and eat a salmon with our funky teefers.
Mad Blog Media 
The view from up North http://thetyee.ca/Opinion/2016/01/07/American-Militia-Advise/
Just happened upon this, thought I’d share. We don’t think you’re all crazy down there, just the vocal minority.
Do I sense the early stages of “cabin fever” setting in??!! 🙂
I sometimes wonder what our pets are thinking. But, I wonder if I really want to know after getting Duffy’s nuts clipped.
We should declare war on Canada, then surrender ASAP. Their politicians (OK, Quebec excepted) aren’t nearly as batshit crazy as so many of ours.
And they’re nicer on Twitter
http://dailynews.mcmaster.ca/article/canadians-more-upbeat-than-us-neighbours-at-least-on-twitter/
Household pets can’t be too careful these days:
Man drove a truck filled with weapons to D.C. to kidnap Obamas’ dog, Secret Service says – The Washington Post – http://www.washingtonpost.com
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/man-drove-a-truck-filled-with-weapons-to-dc-to-kidnap-obamas-dog-authorities-say/2016/01/08/0296bf20-b626-11e5-9388-466021d971de_story.html