I expect the official mugshot will look a good deal different than this homemade job.
The Kalamazoo County prosecutor has brought charges against the suspect in the June 7 crash that killed five cyclists and injured four others.
Charles Pickett Jr. faces five counts of second-degree murder and four of reckless driving causing serious impairment. As I suspected earlier, Chuckles seems to have some sort of a medical condition his own bad self.
And what a lovely fellow he appears to be, too. Fine Christian gent, judging by his neckwear. I’m thinking something in a nice rope might suit him better, though.
Tags: Charles Pickett Jr., Kalamazoo
June 9, 2016 at 5:54 pm |
Time for some Midwestern Justice….
June 9, 2016 at 6:33 pm |
Scum
June 9, 2016 at 8:05 pm |
I give $5 to know where that picture was taken and what the sign behind him says. Looks like a classy guy, with a cross and camo shirt. I know, wait for the rest of the story. Sorry.
June 9, 2016 at 9:15 pm |
My wife made me get rid of my camo shirt.
June 10, 2016 at 10:20 am |
I am not a Facebook fan. The better half uses it because her family does including her Mom. She told me to look at the link Patrick provided. This guy is a nasty real piece of work.
I wore camo too, hunting and scouting. But, not in this guys feeble attempt to look like Travolta in SNF.
June 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm |
His mommy says Junior isn’t a murderer. I guess she likes him 100 proof.
Also notice the emergence of the back problems, soon to be followed by the positive test for massive quantities of hillbilly heroin and moonshine.
I’m not a Facebutt fan either. Herself’s family and friends are all over it, so I’ve maintained a presence, but I’m thinking it’s time to cut the cord. Lord, is there some awful jabber going on over there. Too bad the outfit is the newest King of All Media.
June 10, 2016 at 1:14 pm |
Re: the photo — I’d bet on the crapper. Looks like a “No Dumping/$500 Fine” sign to my twisted mind.
June 10, 2016 at 2:54 pm |
By George, I think you’ve got it!
By the way, I just got the “Pickett’s Charged” title. Got me again, you did. Bravo!
June 10, 2016 at 3:55 pm |
Heh. I wondered if anyone would pick up on that one. Meanwhile, here’s our boy’s official mugshot. He has to talk to his mommy and daddy about whether he should go with a court-appointed attorney.
June 11, 2016 at 5:35 pm |
Yep. That was an obvious one, actually…well, maybe for those of us old enough to have taken American History..
June 11, 2016 at 7:10 pm |
I thank Rick Burns for teaching me U. S. civil war history a few months ago. Guess I forgot what I learned in school along time ago in a galaxy far away.
June 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm |
Meanwhile, dude! Where’s my flying car? Oh, there it is. This will be nifty, if only because it keeps the cars away from the bicycles, barring the occasional strafing run by a Red Baron wanna-be.