Clearly, the Universe is hellbent on putting satirists out of business.
First, the Brits tell the EU to go pound sand.
Second, Floyd Landis will be fronting a whacky-tobacky enterprise, dubbed “Floyd’s of Leadville.” Cheech and Chong must be shittin’ themselves. I guess someone else already cornered the whiskey, beer and synthetic-testosterone market. (Pro tip: Never get high on your own supply, Floyd old scout.)
Third, Comrade Eeyore says he’ll vote for The Hilldebeast. Bernie Bros everywhere ring up Floyd.
My brain hurts.
Mad Blog Media 
You left out the amazing press conference Der Drumpfenator gave whilst in Scotland.
Yea, the Brits are angry, and I make more money. That was in true Dumpster style. Problem is that Scotland voted a little over 60% to stay in the EU. So, now maybe another Scottish independence vote is coming. And the Irish folks aren’t too happy either. Some guy named Declan is starting some stink.
https://mobile.twitter.com/PGourevitch/status/746451341199958016/photo/1
Trump’s comments were not lost on Scotland:
https://mobile.twitter.com/exlibris/status/746438427671814144/photo/1
Better list:
http://qz.com/716915/donald-trumps-visit-to-scotland-inspired-some-very-creative-british-profanity/
Those are good ones.
That Monty Python segment made me want to put the iMac to sleep, permanently. It was comical watching the markets flop around and Cameron taking his ball and going home.
Floyd’s of Leadville? You can’t make up shit that good. First he was trying to get more oxygen, now he moves to Leadville and uses CO2 to make better shit. He can’t make up his mind.
Bernie, Bernie, why you treat me so bad?????
I have garlic fingers from a making pesto. Plus one guy is coming over to start the estimate for our new sliding patio door and the steel security door on the front of the joint. Then another guy is coming to install the through the wall doggy door for the Duffinator. I will be standing there handing them my wallet and saying, “Just take what you need, but please leave me some beer money.” Oy.
If you were going to announce a new pot biz, can you think of a better day?
Although, most folks assumed he’d been in the biz for ages
https://www.companiescolorado.com/company/20161264872/floyds-of-leadville-llc hmmm?? wonder why?? must not know what he wants to do??
More bad news. I forgot to mention the passing of Ralph Stanley, king of the old-time mountain musicians. And Michael Herr, author of “Dispatches,” has left us as well.
I voted for the EEC first time around and my enthusiasm for the European Project has only grown over the past forty years. I never thought the exiteers could win, which perhaps shows how out of step I am with at least half the people in this country. It seems that quite a few of those voting out assumed we’d remain and were only registering a protest vote. You remember the end of Planet of the Apes with Charleton Heston riding along the shore? That’s where I am today.
And the really sad part is that many of those who voted out will be dead and buried before the dust has settled leaving the under 35s, who voted 3:1 to remain, to inherit their mess.
Funny you should mention that movie. I watched the 40th Anniversary restored version yesterday.
With cannabis, most of of the public would find that it can manage pain of today’s politics and have a better quality of life.