I read that your president has let it be known that he doesn’t want to met the heir to the throne during the state visit that Cruella promised to lay on. Seems he’s worried that he might be given a copy of the Ladybird Book of Climate Change (https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/301516/climate-change-a-ladybird-expert-book) signed by the author.
Stan, if Hurben doesn’t have enough room for all of us, do you have a couple million spare rooms handy? We got too many guns and not enough brains on this side of the Big Ditch.
For reals, Charley. I mean, it took years before Nixon was loopy enough to wander the halls talking to the paintings. This dude was there and then some before he even got the gig.
As you pointed out PO’G, I’ll soon be one of those guys the staffers in DeeCee know only-too-well since it seems it’ll be weekly calls to protest the stuff the Tangerine Trashcan Fire has said or done. There REALLY needs to be some adult supervision at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.before we’re in real trouble.
I can still remember when Orange Julius Caesar was presented with a road racing bike at the first Tour de Trump. They might as well have handed the thin-skinned douchebag a flamethrower or chainsaw – he held the thing up for a photo and then handed it off to a minion almost like he had no idea what it was….and was certainly NOT going to use it!
As many folks smarter than me predicted, Trump the candidate is Trump the president. The Goldman-Sachs Glee Club and their siren songs are all that he hears. That Conway is the worst of the lot. Man, she can blow some serious toro poo poo, even more than most lawyers. Sorry Charles. How about Pelkey for President? And, of course, O’Grady for Vice.
Where do they keeping finding these folks? I never believed my mom when she said my face would freeze like that, but in their case, it actually happened.
Kelly Conway is the new Baghdad Bob. Remember that guy? He would come on and lie and spread shit knee deep all with a mischievous smile. Just like Kelly Ann. But damn can that chick pivot! She puts a genuine voodoo head spin on the media. But the strain doing the drop and roll on every fire lit by Adolph Trump is showing on Conway’s face and I predict she won’t last much longer which is good since she is the best dis-information specialist since the Cold War.
I read that your president has let it be known that he doesn’t want to met the heir to the throne during the state visit that Cruella promised to lay on. Seems he’s worried that he might be given a copy of the Ladybird Book of Climate Change (https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/301516/climate-change-a-ladybird-expert-book) signed by the author.
Stan, if Hurben doesn’t have enough room for all of us, do you have a couple million spare rooms handy? We got too many guns and not enough brains on this side of the Big Ditch.
Guys, I will make room. these are scary times.
I will bring my 30 year old wok and make sure everyone is well fed.
Harder for “45” but, far more scary for a lot of us!
For reals, Charley. I mean, it took years before Nixon was loopy enough to wander the halls talking to the paintings. This dude was there and then some before he even got the gig.
As you pointed out PO’G, I’ll soon be one of those guys the staffers in DeeCee know only-too-well since it seems it’ll be weekly calls to protest the stuff the Tangerine Trashcan Fire has said or done. There REALLY needs to be some adult supervision at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.before we’re in real trouble.
“Why are all these goddamned BICYCLE PEOPLE messing with me? Are there no prisons? No workhouses?”
I can still remember when Orange Julius Caesar was presented with a road racing bike at the first Tour de Trump. They might as well have handed the thin-skinned douchebag a flamethrower or chainsaw – he held the thing up for a photo and then handed it off to a minion almost like he had no idea what it was….and was certainly NOT going to use it!
As many folks smarter than me predicted, Trump the candidate is Trump the president. The Goldman-Sachs Glee Club and their siren songs are all that he hears. That Conway is the worst of the lot. Man, she can blow some serious toro poo poo, even more than most lawyers. Sorry Charles. How about Pelkey for President? And, of course, O’Grady for Vice.
Vice. I know a little something about that. Not as much as Darth Cheeto, I expect, but still.
Conway gives me The Fear. Like the love child of the Crypt-Keeper and Ann Coulter.
Where do they keeping finding these folks? I never believed my mom when she said my face would freeze like that, but in their case, it actually happened.
Did you see this? https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/kellyanne-conway/3457926?snl=1
I almost fell off the couch laughing!!! At least we can laugh while the USA swirls down the toilet bowl.
Kelly Conway is the new Baghdad Bob. Remember that guy? He would come on and lie and spread shit knee deep all with a mischievous smile. Just like Kelly Ann. But damn can that chick pivot! She puts a genuine voodoo head spin on the media. But the strain doing the drop and roll on every fire lit by Adolph Trump is showing on Conway’s face and I predict she won’t last much longer which is good since she is the best dis-information specialist since the Cold War.
http://daringfireball.net/linked/2017/01/28/thiel-trump
Good for Gruber. That’s a fireball and a half.
More laughs from The New Yorker as the toilet, etc.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/trump-tweets-the-classics
Interesting article but from before Gares being fired.
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