Look for Cthulhu to run for president in 2020 on the No Lives Matter ticket.
Asked why he turned down an appointment as national-security adviser, NecronomiCom CEO Cthulhu replied, “What, I should work for a lesser evil? See you in New Hampshire.”
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March 23, 2018 at 8:14 am |
I guess Kelly is next. Or, maybe Melania will bail after this weekend’s news.
March 23, 2018 at 8:23 am |
Already looks like a busy Friday. Il Douche is talking about vetoing the spending bill. Lawd, this mutt dearly loves tipping over the trash cans, does he not?
March 23, 2018 at 10:31 am |
Duffy resents you calling Cheeto Benito a mutt.
What happens if the Dumpster doesn’t get his wall?
March 23, 2018 at 1:47 pm |
Looks like he signed it after a 20 minute “disjointed” soliloquy. Time now for golf since the heel spurs are better!
March 23, 2018 at 9:35 am |
So John “Yosemite Sam” Bolton will be the new intel guy? I can still recall being ashamed to be a US citizen back when he would rant and rave at the UN. Trump seems hell-bent on combining the worst of each of the previous Rethuglican administrations into one supercabal of mendacity and incompetence.
In other news, the wife was just awarded a Fulbright so I’ll get to spend five (starting in December) months doing my own serious research – who really makes the best pizza in Napoli? Yep, this means I’ll need to decide which bike I want to have stolen while we’re down there, but it’ll be worth it.
March 23, 2018 at 11:36 am |
Hey, great news about the Fulbright. Maybe she’s wrong about people? Nahhhhhhhh. Even the dummies get it right sometime, broken clocks being right twice a day. Congrats to your better half on finally finding some smarties out there.
And good luck with that critical research. I trust the results will be peer-reviewed? (urp)