Cthulhu 2020

Look for Cthulhu to run for president in 2020 on the No Lives Matter ticket.

Asked why he turned down an appointment as national-security adviser, NecronomiCom CEO Cthulhu replied, “What,  I should work for a lesser evil? See you in New Hampshire.”



6 Responses to “Cthulhu 2020”

  1. Pat O'Brien Says:

    I guess Kelly is next. Or, maybe Melania will bail after this weekend’s news.

  2. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    So John “Yosemite Sam” Bolton will be the new intel guy? I can still recall being ashamed to be a US citizen back when he would rant and rave at the UN. Trump seems hell-bent on combining the worst of each of the previous Rethuglican administrations into one supercabal of mendacity and incompetence.
    In other news, the wife was just awarded a Fulbright so I’ll get to spend five (starting in December) months doing my own serious research – who really makes the best pizza in Napoli? Yep, this means I’ll need to decide which bike I want to have stolen while we’re down there, but it’ll be worth it.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Hey, great news about the Fulbright. Maybe she’s wrong about people? Nahhhhhhhh. Even the dummies get it right sometime, broken clocks being right twice a day. Congrats to your better half on finally finding some smarties out there.

      And good luck with that critical research. I trust the results will be peer-reviewed? (urp)

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