Here’s your hat, there’s the door . . .

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, bub.

Lyin’ Ryan is fixin’ to hit the door running, say The Atlantic, The Washington Post. and The New York Times.

No doubt the Squeaker of the House wishes to spend more time with the family. The Gambinos, perhaps, since the Trumps have proven to be heavy lifting for a fellow with a spine of Jell-O.

I guess it’s true what they say: When the going gets tough, the tough get going. I mean, just look at him go!


12 Responses to “Here’s your hat, there’s the door . . .”

  1. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    Hmmm, so will he resign on the final day of his term so Scotty Walker can install one of his stooges in the chair and then somehow claim that guy will serve for the next two years….no bothersome election needed? I certainly won’t miss Eddie Munster’s smirk andI hope like hell the next Speaker of the House is from the other side…I guess Nancy Pelosi scares the hell out of the right-wingers?

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      I’d say no chicanery is off the table where Walker is concerned. That dude would steal the pennies off his dead granny’s eyes.

      One of my fondest political memories is watching Uncle Joe Biden punk Lyin’ Ryan in the veep debates, laughing his ass off at the half-baked nonsense boiling forth from the forked tongues issuing from both sides of his face.

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    I guess the question I would ask is, “If you were a member of Congress right now, wouldn’t you bail?” If I was a member right now, I would be calling BS on most everything congress and the con man does, and then wait for the oligarchs and foreign intelligence services to make sure I didn’t get re-elected.

  3. khal spencer Says:

    Didn’t Walker just lose in Federal court after he tried to prolong a governor appointment rather than hold an election?

  4. Sharon Says:

    Maybe we will get social security after all. We turn 58 this year and just knew that he would shaft us in the end.

  5. Mark Rothschild Says:

    Pauli’s..1’st Job = Driving the Weinermobile….True Fact

  6. David Rees Says:

    Mr. Pierce was right on target calling him: The Biggest Fake In Politics

  7. Jon Paulos Says:

    So ask yourself why he is not running for re-election. It may be that he figures that the Trumpster won’t be running for re-election. If that happens, well, who better to fill those shoes than a fully credentialed conservative with strong governing experience. Set aside the fact that he’s not a fiscal expert, he only plays one on TV. Set aside the fact that he’s got a blind spot where privilege is concerned, big enough to drive the Donald’s ego through. He’s got a lot that would appeal to the conservative side of the populace.

    And Mark R, you can be forgiven your ignorance. In Wisconsin, having a summer job driving a Wienermobile is a huge resume builder. Just about on a par with Eagle Scout for a young adult starting their career.

  8. Pat O'Brien Says:

    He’s not really from Wisconsin. If he was, he would be wearing one of these.

    Any of you coming to ride the Ruta del Rancho Pendejo? I am and would sure like to ride with you all.

  9. Pat O'Brien Says:

    The weather in Sierra Vista, Albuquerque, and Santa Fe.

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