Today’s pig is tomorrow’s bacon

This is not the President Pigasus for which the Yippies had hoped.

There are seven pigs for every person in Iowa.

In DeeCee, of course, the pig-to-person ratio skews even higher on the Sooey Scale, and thus the relentless oinking from that quarter has become deafening.

The truth is simply not in these swine, when it comes to immigration detention or anything else. If Kirstjen Nielsen told me the sun was rising in the east I would step outside to verify it. And all she’s doing is spreading the aromatic manure provided by her boss, Il Douche, King Donald the Short-fingered.

“(N)o law actually requires that families be separated at the border,” says The New York Times.

Even tools like Texas Ted Cruz the Gucci Shitkicker, Orrin “Down the” Hatch and Joe “The Moderate Mannequin” Manchin find the separation of children from their parents distasteful. And those guys will swallow anything.

Ironically, this administration may have provided its own solution. Il Douche wants a space force? Fine. Let’s draft him and every one of his appointees, fixers, enablers, thugs and stooges, and deploy them via Elon Muskmobile to Mars.

The Martians may detain them in cages for a spell, just to see whether “they could be murderers or thieves and so much else.” Especially since we’ll stencil that warning on the exterior of the spacecraft. “Contents: Murderers, thieves and so much else.”

But hey, they’ll just be trying to protect their interplanetary borders. Ack ack!

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9 Responses to “Today’s pig is tomorrow’s bacon”

  1. gary burnette Says:

    HA! Love yer commentary and agree wholeheartedly! 3…2…1…BLAST OFF! Send the hawgs elsewhere.

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Militarize space? After all, it’s the ultimate high ground. The military industrial complex must be fed.

  3. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    They’re playing the soundtrack of the crying kids in Texas on the Italian news! Meanwhile, the moron who is the new Minister of the Interior wants a “census” of the Roma (aka Gypsy) population in Italy. This Italian government combination of fascists and morons can’t last long, though just like Orange Hitler they’ll crash around and damage a lot of stuff in the world’s china shop before they’re replaced.

  4. khal spencer Says:

    We have met the enemy and he is us. I was perusing the net today while sitting home hacking my lungs out. Know what? Of the 70 seats in the New Mexico House of Representatives that are up for elections this fall, 38 of the races are uncontested. Between gerrymandering and indifference, what could go wrong?

    What if we invited people to a democracy and no one came?

    • Pat O'Brien Says:

      Precisely. Your conclusion also applies to the Arizona legislature, and the U.S. Congress. That’s the pity of it. Other than voting, and sending emails and calling legislatures that are locked into partisan gridlock and unable to do anything, I am powerless. Maybe I will just let my hair grow until this wannabe despot is out of office, however he leaves.

  5. Hurben Says:

    The Muppets beat you to it.

  6. Dale Says:

    Joe Manchin, pronounced “mansion” has plans for the future. That’s why he is kissing NRA ass and appeasing Trump while trying to get Fed money into West Virginia without looking like any kind of liberal politician. He would like to feed from the trough without adding grain to it. I wish him what he deserves.

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