Jeff Sessions and Donald Trump chuckle (“Sheeeet”)
before getting back to work.
Before we celebrate the utter failure of the “alt-right” to attract anything like actual numbers to their “white civil rights rally” Sunday in DeeCee, let’s remember that they still have control of the Justice Department and the White House.
Tags: racist dummies
Mad Blog Media 
August 13, 2018 at 6:48 am |
Oooh. That thought is more debilitating than a Monday morning hangover. Actually, I’ll take the hangover.
August 13, 2018 at 7:05 am |
I saw an amusing photo from one of the weekend’s rallies. A counter-protester was holding a sign that read “You’re In the Wrong Hood.” Ho, ho.
These honky holidays are always the worst possible ads for white supremacy. Is the Old Guy Who Gets Fat in Winter a spokesmodel for The Naturist Society? I think not.
August 13, 2018 at 8:36 am |
Another good one: thousands of counter-protestors on the UVA campus with “We replaced you” signs
August 13, 2018 at 12:21 pm |
Let’s not forget the title of this post, “Chickensheet.” Beauty, heh?
August 13, 2018 at 7:06 am |
Ouch. Reality sets back in. But, no worries, security is tight in the White House, so their robes won’t see the light of day. Wait, secret recordings being done by a staffer in a SCIF? That’s probably why Kelly took her in there. He thought he was in a secure facility, but he was in a reality TV show. A Kardashian was probably hiding behind the drapes taking selfies.
August 13, 2018 at 7:10 am |
The good news is, the soon-to-be-announced daily cavity search for unauthorized cellphones, digital recorders, GoPros, etc., should slow the march of “progress.” It’s tough to focus on the task of dismantling the Republic for salable parts when you’re assuming the position as Kelly snaps on the rubber glove.
August 13, 2018 at 8:17 am |
Geez, there’s an image that’ll take awhile to forget. Thanks.
August 13, 2018 at 12:26 pm |
BOHICA baby! By the by, SCIF stands for Secure Compartmented Information Facility. Secretly recording a conversation in there and releasing the recording to the press might put Omarosa in some legal jeopardy.
August 13, 2018 at 2:03 pm
Actually, if you were in the military and did that in a SCIF or classified area, you’d lose your security clearance, and either be fired and/or court-martialed.
Different standards for different folks I guess.
August 13, 2018 at 8:39 am |
Kelly reminds me of so many clueless flag officer who had never been told they are in fact naked and their shit actually does stink. Dude tried reasoning with a reality tv character about values and service. If you have to tell someone they need to have pride in their organization, you ve already lost the argument.
August 13, 2018 at 2:28 pm |
As Charlie Pierce is so fond of observing, “‘nothing but the best people’ will never not be funny.”
August 13, 2018 at 2:34 pm |
The title says it all “chickensheet”, that’s why they wear hoods & masks.
August 13, 2018 at 5:08 pm |
I’m thinking those guys in the sheets aren’t very bright https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/08/blackkklansman-ron-stallworth-true-story-spike-lee-kkk