Road trip!

“Next stop, Trump Tower. Whoops, did I say ‘Trump Tower?’
I meant ‘prison.'”

Oboy, it’s Infrastructure Week again!

Any chance we might start with a simple cobbled one-laner leading from the White House to USP Victorville, suitable for a fat bastard in a tar-and-feathers jumpsuit riding a splintery rail?


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10 Responses to “Road trip!”

  1. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Deflect, distract, delay, mislead, and, if necessary lie to keep them off the scent. Kim and infrastructure. The greatest administration in history is preventing a war and fixing your roads and bridges. And, I
    alone can do it. I hope he enjoys Vietnam more than I did. I hope the asshole gets plantar fasciitis in both feet, permanently.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Yeah, he’s pretending he’s president again. Mopping up after this guy is gonna be a job of work. I was a janitor once and have an appreciation for the craft and a desire never to go back to it.

  2. Gary Burmette Says:

    HA! Total agreement!! I’m having SUCH a hard time waiting this out…

  3. DownhillBill Says:

    Great ‘toon! Started a regular giggle fest here, that one did. Now, where did I leave my pitchfork?

  4. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    Dunno about the rest of you, but I’m sure tired of all this “winning”. Impeach Fat Nixon, catch Pence naked in bed with a dead woman (or live boy) and let Nancy Pelosi be prez until the 2020 elections!!! While I’m wishing, can Mitch the Turtle’s head get stuck for good the next time he retracts it into his shell?

    • Herb from Michigan Says:

      Hey lay off Mitch. He doesn’t know where or who he is half the time. Don’t you recognize cognitive disabilities when you see them? His constant look of bewilderment should be a clue. And you won’t catch Pence in bed with anyone. We have it on good authority he’s a eunuch.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      I don’t have any great hopes about how the thing would play out. Something Nixonian seems likely.

      Inquiries upon inquiries, still more dirt emerges, finks appear like poison toadstools after an acid rain, the threat of actual impeachment looms, Il Douche hits the silk, Mother’s Little Helper pardons him, and every American with half a brain and a functional soul either hangs him/herself in the garage or moves abroad, leaving the country in the thumb-fingered hands of the dummies, the Nazis and the Koch Brothers.

      Still, Cheeto Benito needs more fleas to scratch. Keep his tiny little hands busy. The impeachment process should serve this purpose quite nicely, and it would give Congress something to do, since it doesn’t seem inclined to do much of anything else.

      I imagine Porky President’s Adderall bill will be in six figures before much longer, if it isn’t already. If someone could start him drinking on top of it we’d have some real fun.

    • Pat O'Brien Says:

      Well, the Boy Scout says not so fast boys and girls. So, we wait.

      Meanwhile, Patrick, that was funny stuff, again. Is another episode of Radio Free Dogpatch in the works?

      • Patrick O'Grady Says:

        Thank you, sir. Radio Free Dogpatch may be on hiatus this week, which has been a long one. Audio projects are quite the time-suck, and for a guy with no job I seem to have found plenty of things to do lately.

        Plus Herself is on a three-day weekend and often brings her own little schemes to the table. Many of these involve making grotesque house-cleaning noises that scare the cats and introduce a jarring counterpoint to my sonic compositions.

  5. Pat O'Brien Says:

    I got a book at the Friend’s of The Library bookstore here in Sierra Vista. Profits from the store help support our public library. The title is “The Giant Book of Insults” compiled by Louis Safian, and it cost me 25 cents. So, expect some gems like this about the dumpster. “He’ll do anything for the worker but become one.” “He will go down in history as the leading exponent of the age of chiselry.” “He is so crooked, he could hide in the shadow of a corkscrew.” Best quarter of a buck I ever spent.

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