Hal Walter and Spike in 2000, after winning what I believe was their second world pack-burro championship in Fairplay, Colo.
It’s International Donkey Day. Or so says Hal Walter, who should know.
That may explain this bit of jackassery. It’s time to impeach everyone. Maybe we can get a bulk rate. While we’re at it, let’s have the stonewalling shitheads cuffed and frog-marched down to the various congressional committees that would like a word with them.
In other news, Hal and I may be doing a bit of podcastery here directly. Got any questions you’d like answered?* Leave ’em in comments.
* And no, we’re not tackling the old George Carlin favorite, “If God is all-powerful can He make a stone so big that He himself can’t lift it?”
Tags: Ginger Hitler, World Donkey Day
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May 8, 2019 at 9:23 am |
Whenever someone tells me the free market is always right, my comeback is, why does the winner of the Churchill Downs race make so much more money than the winner of the Fairplay race?
May 8, 2019 at 9:24 am |
The president* is asserting executive privilege over something he has not actually read.
May 8, 2019 at 10:08 am |
How much longer will Nonna Pelosi put up with this merde? More than 650 former prosecutors can’t be wrong. Impeach this MOFO already! I have only two words for the Rethugs who will stand in the way – BILL CLINTON. What was it he was impeached over…lying about a blow job? Don the Con’s making Tricky Dick look like a choir boy.
May 8, 2019 at 10:44 am |
I invoke Executive Persiflage.
May 8, 2019 at 11:38 am |
I had to look that word up. Perfect!
Hey, the economy is good, so dumpster can do anything, right? I think the dumpster’s fantasy to become president for life, or as a last resort start a family dynasty to rule us all, is no fantasy in his mind. The republic is in the most danger it has been in my lifetime.
May 8, 2019 at 4:03 pm |
Looking at maritime Canadian and mountain Mexican real estate now. Jeezus.
May 8, 2019 at 6:04 pm |
I met a pair of Canadians on the trail the other day. They were enjoying our sunny American weather.
“Take me with you when you leave,” I implored them.
“Non, merci, nous avons déjà beaucoup d’imbéciles bruyants au Québec,” they replied.
Fucking Canadians. I thought they were supposed to be nice. I’ll try the Mexicans next.
May 8, 2019 at 7:55 pm |
Why do you think I live close to the border? If Mnuchin can vacation there, they got to let our sorry asses in.
May 9, 2019 at 1:22 am |
How many passports do you think guys like that have? Cyprus, Malta, Russia? One for each place they have money stashed away in? Think “Dishonest Don” will fly away on Marine One at the end of his term directly to his 757 and then jet off to somewhere out of the reach of the US authorities?
May 9, 2019 at 6:26 am |
I don’t even have one passport. I gotta do something about that. How am I supposed to check up on all my offshore accounts if I can’t scale The Wall?
May 9, 2019 at 4:20 am |
Hee, hee! I read on an ex-pat website somewhere claims that folks inquiring about Italian residence at the Miami consulate were told something to the effect of: “We’re sick of you a-holes trying to escape from Trump! If you don’t have at least a $million+ each, get outta here!”
Hard to believe, but I’ve never been to Miami.
May 9, 2019 at 6:31 am |
Closest I ever got was watching “Miami Vice,” whilst horning lines of nose whiskey off a mirror and swigging chilled vodka.
Dad’s side of the fam’ still has DNA walking around in Perry, and Herself’s mom and eldest sis live near Melbourne. And I believe the ol’ blogaroo has at least one follower in the Sunshine State.
I don’t know whether he’s trying to join you in Italy, though. You should have plenty of company once Art O. DeDeal tariffs the bike biz into the toilet here Stateside.
May 9, 2019 at 7:46 am
I have to laugh (to avoid crying) at Don the Con’s tariff reasoning, especially the part about how these tariffs are helping the USA’s bottom line. Do none of the dolts who voted for this guy understand that tariffs on the Chinese crap at Sprawl-Mart get passed on to them?
You know what my wife says, but come on!! Fat Nixon passes a huge tax CUT for his family and friends but then adds what is effectively a massive TAX on the stuff Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel buys all the time. How come the Democrats are not pointing this out? You know, it’s the ECONOMY stupid!
May 9, 2019 at 8:07 am
If you want to see Miami, you better hurry. When global warming exceeds 2 degrees C, 30 to 40% of Miami will be under water. Somehow I think that may affect the economy. Inslee seems to be the only candidate zeroed in on that issue. All of them should be.