“Beauty is truth, truth beauty.”
“It is all in The Report. That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.”
The Mad Dog raises his Grecian urn in a toast to Hunter S. Thompson and John Keats.
The Great Stone Face speaks
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May 29, 2019 at 12:01 pm |
I listened to it twice. One thing is for sure, based on what he said and 2016 election statistics. Dumpster got elected due to Russian interference, the NRA, and TV evangelists. People are stupid, and the election was truly stolen by a con man.
May 29, 2019 at 12:41 pm |
Pretty simple argument. “We never said he wasn’t guilty, we just said our office wasn’t the outfit that should be handling the inquiry.” (Looks hard at Congress, which is fellating a stockbroker.)
May 30, 2019 at 7:03 am |
I’m okay with playing the long game here, assuming the Dems don’t royally fuck up 2020, which is not a very smart assumption.
The released redacted document was a scanned version of a PDF. It appears to have been run through redaction software, printed, scanned, and released as a low quality photo image.
So there are copies of the born-digital PDF out there. Barr might be hiding them, but the team has them.
Ask your Congress-critter to verify that these originals have not been destroyed.
May 30, 2019 at 7:04 am |
Point I forgot to make was: gotta think some whistle blower will leak his/her copy of the original.
May 29, 2019 at 6:47 pm |
I knew there was a haunting familiarity whenever I saw pictures of Mueller. Easter Islamd! Good catch POG.
May 29, 2019 at 7:23 pm |
I’m pretty sure I’m channeling an old Oliphant cartoon about John Kerry here. Or maybe Ed Muskie. But still, the resemblance is uncanny, no?
May 29, 2019 at 11:44 pm |
Seemed pretty much a “I did what I could Congress, now it’s your turn.” IMPEACH the MOFO already!!!!
May 30, 2019 at 2:09 am |
Jazuss, your political system sucks!
https://www.theage.com.au/world/north-america/white-house-asked-navy-to-hide-john-mccain-warship-20190530-p51sup.html
May 30, 2019 at 5:25 am |
Can you imagine how he’d react to seeing the USS Clinton? He’d order it sunk.
May 30, 2019 at 6:10 am |
Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where he gets re-elected, the USS Trump serves up shit-on-a-shingle from gold plated chafing dishes. Russian hookers pee on the captain’s bed while Fahrenthold discovers the E1-E4s aren’t getting paid.
May 30, 2019 at 6:44 am |
It may be time to add a literacy test to get on the ballots. #JustReadIt
May 30, 2019 at 6:56 am |
Bad enough that J Q Public hasn’t read it, but I’ll buy the excuse that we’re busy earning a paycheck. There’s no evidence that more than 5% of congress has read it, and those mofos have 50 staffers each.
May 30, 2019 at 1:04 pm |
I can’t think of a single valid excuse for not reading the table of contents, introduction and executive summaries of the report. Less than 30 pages. When someone asks me what I think about it, I ask them how much of the report they have read. If they say none, I say ask me about it again AFTER you have read it.