I always thought it was bullshit when they told us in school, “In this country, anyone can grow up to become president.” But it turns out that the only thing they got wrong was the part about growing up. Oh, yeah: And I think they meant “anyone human,” too.
Remind me why anyone, anywhere, including the people who work for him, would think that this pendejo isn’t basically a 300-pound parakeet entranced by his own reflection?
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May 28, 2019 at 5:59 pm |
That’s a mean thing to say about parakeets!
May 28, 2019 at 7:04 pm |
“Awwwk! Sleepy Joe! Tweet! Crazy Nancy! Peep! Ni shagu nazad! Whoops, I meant ‘No collusion!’ Squawk!”
May 28, 2019 at 8:20 pm |
And you’re generous at only 300 lbs.
May 28, 2019 at 8:44 pm |
Like I said in an earlier comment, every time I see pvt bonespurs around a uniform, especially saluting, I want to puke.
I hope the sumo wrestler uses the president’s cup for a chamber pot.
May 29, 2019 at 12:40 am |
And what percentage of US voters will vote for “Don the Con” again in 2020 so they can “own the libs” as they like to say? Where’s “Caribou Barbie” to screech out “MAGA. How’s that workin’ for ya?” Where’s the great healthcare plan? RX drug price reform? Draining the swamp? This IS the guy who crowed “I alone can fix it” so he’s got zero excuses as to why we’re not tired of winning.
Impeach the MOFO already!!!
May 29, 2019 at 5:19 am |
Meanwhile, I certainly hope the Donks will keep Merrick Garland in mind during any further dealings with The Turtle, who has all the honor of a hyena working a gutpile.
May 29, 2019 at 6:20 am |
“The honor of a hyena working a gut pile” is classic Mad Dog! Chapeau!