Trump Tents: If you lived here, you’d be homeless by now.
Now that’s he straightened out Iran and North Korea, Dealie McDealio is going to solve homelessness.
Uh huh.
Y’think he plans to put them all up in one of his failing properties? Or just add ’em to the camps with all the kids?
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July 2, 2019 at 4:39 pm |
Hey, when you have Ivanka and Tucker with you, and Stephen, Jared, and John (Mr. Mustache) on the sidelines for relief, you can solve any problem. Just ask the G20 attendees. Or, ask the Palestinians. What a fucking tool this guy is. I hope he goes broke, again. Poverty is the only cure for his madness.
July 2, 2019 at 8:36 pm |
I don’t have a well formulated list of “if I’m elected president” policies, but pretty sure somewhere in the top 100 is “don’t make soldiers do stupid shit on holidays.”
July 2, 2019 at 8:41 pm |
Dude lived in NYC for 70 years, just now noticing graffiti and homeless folks. Probably has had never seen one of those blue “we are happy to serve you” coffee cups and has no idea who the green lady with the torch is.
July 3, 2019 at 5:40 am |
You’ll notice that his primary concern is: “They [world leaders] can’t be seeing that.” For him, it’s an issue of optics, like pretty much everything else.
“Hey, somebody get those bums off my set!”
July 3, 2019 at 6:12 am |
Exactly right. The question he asks himself every minute of every day is “How do I look?” Well, you look like shit. Your belly bumping buddy Kim also looks like shit. At the DMZ, those two looked like weebles wobbling but not falling down.
July 3, 2019 at 6:24 am |
I’m tellin’ ya, God bet on the wrong monkeys. Devil’s down there laughing his ass off.
“Ho, ho. I bet He’s not telling everyone that He made this lot in His own image anymore. Say, Adolf, throw another priest on the fire. And a king, too.”
July 3, 2019 at 7:46 am |
Gawd! Meanwhile the Huawei stuff that threatens national security (like the steel and aluminum from Canada and elsewhere) is now OK and he’s backpedaling on most of his threats against China.
Next he’ll be setting up a deal with North Korea exactly like the one he pulled out of with Iran…but since Don the Con set it up it’s the greatest deal ever. Did anyone ask how Ivanka created all those millions of jobs her Daddy crowed about?
IMPEACH THE MOFO ALREADY! July 4th would be a great day to do it.
July 3, 2019 at 10:40 am |
I can think of several hotels that can accommodate the homeless; and since they are unable to pay, he can funnel tax dollars directly to his company.