Paint it bleak

When you’re out of tune and singing off key, volume is not the answer.

Sounds like Fats Nightingale’s Healing Schmealing Afflict the Afflicted Tour went about like we expected.

He performed his greatest hits: “Be Quiet,” “Fake News,” and “Sleepy Joe Biden,” but if he’s been working on any new tunes, he kept them to himself.

There were just two stops on the tour, but some critics felt that was two too many.

Noted one observer: “Imagine Carrot Top in a suit, with a couple hundred extra pounds of blubber and a head full of ketamine. That shit wouldn’t even play in Vegas, much less Dayton and El Paso. He needs to get back in the studio and work on his act.”

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12 Responses to “Paint it bleak”

  1. Pat O'Brien Says:

    He is totally incompetent and unfit for the office of president. He will never get any better; he will only get worse. I asked McSally, our unelected senator, one question. Would you go to war, or send your kids to war, for this guy? That is what’s at stake here. By the way, she never answered.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      The relentless oinking is insufferable. This must be what living within earshot of a hog farm is like. I was within sniffing range of the Monfort operation in Greality back in the Seventies, but this puts that to shame.

  2. carl duellman Says:

    i went to high school with carrot top. funny kid. he’s probably more qualified to be our leader.

  3. carl duellman Says:

    also i found this: https://www.insider.com/mueller-report-rewritten-trump-russia-mark-bowden-archer-2019-7
    easy to read and with pictures!

  4. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    IMPEACH THE MOFO ALREADY!
    That is all.

  5. Hurben Says:

    The Animal Trainer And The Toad

  6. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Paint it orange. One wonders what the recently unsealed courts documents from a lawsuit against Epstein have in them. The names of prominent politicians and businessman, but the only name the press is mentioning now is Bill Richardson, former governor of New Mexico.

  7. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Well, the conspiracy theories are coming out of the woodwork, probably with a Russian accent, and the head dope is right in there propagating them. The president is retweeting conspiracy theories. Surprised?

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