Naw, that ain’t Orange You-Know-Who. His bulb ain’t that bright.
Nothing says Halloween like a plastic Chinese jack-o’-lantern wearing a Schwinn cap, backlit by Cygolite tail lights.
What appears to be the Ghost of Tariffs Present flapping around in the background is a blanket folded across the back of my office rocker.
Boogity boogity boogity.
Tags: Halloween
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November 1, 2019 at 12:34 am |
You should have installed a 40 watt bulb and a Don the Con wig!
November 1, 2019 at 7:52 am |
A 40-watter? Too bright, don’t you think? A cupcake candle might’ve been about right, but I didn’t want to set my Chinese punkin afire.