Hel-lo, sailor!
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Meanwhile, what in the actual fuck?
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Hel-lo, sailor!
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Meanwhile, what in the actual fuck?
Tags: coronavirus, COVID-19
Mad Blog Media 
March 11, 2020 at 11:21 am |
Looks like I picked the wrong week to not buy hand sanitizer.
March 11, 2020 at 11:39 am |
An undertaker friend is starting to get impatient as he looks forward to the promised boom in business: “Come on in now and beat the rush!”
I’m not at all sure we aren’t just postponing the inevitable.
March 11, 2020 at 11:47 am |
Here in New Mexico you won’t be able to tell a COVID-19 sufferer from a juniper/mulberry victim. Snurk.
March 11, 2020 at 4:29 pm |
Except for the fever. But, stupid people don’t know that, and as the professor says, they be everywhere.
March 11, 2020 at 12:11 pm |
I’ve already moved on to COVID 20.
March 11, 2020 at 12:21 pm |
20! Do I hear 21? 21? 20.5?
March 11, 2020 at 12:47 pm |
Elect COVID in 20…
March 11, 2020 at 1:55 pm |
It would be an improvement, weeding out some stupidity instead of promoting it.
March 11, 2020 at 1:12 pm |
My son now enjoying his Masters classes online. My classes at the local Association for Lifelong Learning have been postponed until July, and that is how it should be (insert Rosie the Riveter here).
In a real competent administration environment, I would have some sense of confidence.
Well maybe next year.
March 11, 2020 at 1:22 pm |
Welcome to the Covid-19 club! Better stock up on toilet paper, right? We had a civil-defense truck driving around the island today with a loudspeaker telling everyone to stay in their homes. It’s OK to get vittles and such, but otherwise they don’t want people gathering around and spreading the virus. I think we’ll be done with this in a couple of weeks – about the USA I’m not so sure…but it’ll be a secret now, right? No fake news, no Covid-19.
March 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm |
Herself the Elder reports that the drawbridge has been raised at her assisted-living castle. None shall pass! This means no Friday lunch date with Herself the Younger.
Oh, well, if you can’t get any facetime there’s always FaceTime, amirite?
March 11, 2020 at 4:40 pm |
If we had bidets here like civilized people, we wouldn’t need so much damn toilet paper.
March 11, 2020 at 2:46 pm |
If I give you the wool, will you knit one for me?
March 11, 2020 at 4:38 pm |
Well, Patrick, I guess you picked a good time to be hobbled. I see that Adventure Cycling Association said operations are normal and guided tours will continue. Small groups on bikes are a good thing.
As far as the hair apparent goes, he is only worried about looking good, and it is getting harder for him to do. His incompetence is on display for all to see. But, no worries, his uncle is a genius and so is he. Runs in the family don’t you know. I still have faith in the CDC, and that is where I get my virus updates, directly from their website unfiltered by politicians and click baiters.
March 11, 2020 at 8:56 pm |
As far as classifying these meetings, I’m not an expert on what original guidance they are pulling out of their assholes but this sounds pretty suspect. Sure, there might be some sort of national security issues but that should be trumped (pardon me) by public health issues.
Wondering what Pat O’Brien thinks. He can probably speak with more candor than I can as I am still employed by the Deep State.
March 12, 2020 at 8:15 am |
Unless these talks are specifically about the armed forces and their readiness or deployment, they should not be classified in my opinion. I assume it is being done ONLY to cover trumplestiltskin’s ass. Same as putting his perfect call on a compartmented system. If the call was so perfect, release the recording or complete transcript, unredacted, and let’s see how perfect it was.
March 12, 2020 at 8:32 am |
Its best not to draw too broad a brush but Ma Jones shouldn’t be politicizing this either as it does lead to yet more worrying and loss of faith (if more loss of faith is possible) in Dee Cee.
I read somewhere that one reason the German Spring Offensive of 1918 failed was that so many of their troops were down with the 1918 H1N1 flu so even having transferred massive numbers of soldiers from the Russian to the Western Front after Brest-Litovsk, they were still short of manpower that was not sick. So there could be national security issues in play, hypothetically, if there are not enough well people to mind the store.
March 12, 2020 at 10:52 am |
Yep, do you think they’ll tell us if Caligula or Q-Tip have Covid-19, even if it kills them? But they’ll scream it loud and clear if Biden or Pelosi comes down with it.
I thought for sure the TV speech from the White House would declare the same level of emergency as with H1N1 in 2009, but I guess our Emperor’s mode of operation is “do the opposite of whatever Obama did”…except when it comes to playing golf that is…Morons Are Governing America