The body may be confined, yet the mind wanders, as it will.
And a few minutes ago it wandered past a pile of old cycling caps and went, “Hmmmm. …”
Yes, that is a 100 percent cotton Schwinn cycling cap buttressed by a Princeton Tec headlamp strap.
I may not be the first to think of this, but surely I won’t be the last.
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If you walk into a store looking like that, I pray to god no one shoots you.
I should be OK. I’m white. Everybody knows white people are too lazy to steal.
Unless they’re wearing suits with American-flag lapel pins and carrying briefcases, in which case all bets are off.
Well, at least that flag lapel pin won’t get you into Heaven any more.
Now, how do I forget this image? More beer? YES!
I’m with Pat on this, How can I ever manage to unsee this?
Where the Patent Office at? All the fashion-conscious Omega Men and Women will want one of these.
Also available in Campy. …
I wanna see a Euskaltel-Euskadi cap. Or how about a Jelly Belly? How about Cinelli? I gave my LAB all my old cycling caps.
Alas, the only other cotton caps in stock at present are a really old Red Zinger and a new-ish Rivendell. All my others are polyester.
It wouldn’t be the worst face mask I’ve seen at Trader Joe’s lately. Dare ya!
The sis-in-law is making masks for us. She has a sense of humor. I can’t wait to see mine. It may not pass muster at Trader Joe’s.
I love the new masthead. It’s classic Mad Dog, and we need a little stuff from the good old days during these days.
I’m thinking of something like the Devo sleeveless turtlenecks and blank plastic flower pot hats. Sew a filter into your turtle neck, and then just roll it up when you’re in public. And the hat now has a pull-down sneeze guard.