I ain’t buying it

Step right up, everyone’s a winner, bargains galore. …

There is no reason in the world to believe a single, solitary word that comes out of this guy’s fat yap.

And every reason in the world to believe that a “diagnosis” does him more than a few favors.

So until I see something more than “Trump said,” it’s no sale.

• Housekeeping note: WordPress has decided to impose its new block editor on those of us who had been resisting the change. So expect a few hitches in the gitalong here at the Chuckle Hut until I find the Rosetta Stone for this fucker or find some alternative method of bloggery.

Tags: Adolf Twitler, The Bug

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12 Responses to “I ain’t buying it”

Stan Thomas Says:
October 2, 2020 at 6:43 am | Reply
You’re not alone there. Playing for the sympathy vote, an excuse to avoid facing Biden, a miracle recovery. Pick one or all. But fingers crossed, bad things sometimes happen to bad people.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  October 2, 2020 at 6:55 am | Reply
  The truth is not in this guy, or his people. And if the Donks squeak, “Um, we’d like to see a report from an independent physician,” why, they will be heartless fiends, lacking Christian charity, ANTIFA, etc.
  
  It’s a smart play, so you know it wasn’t his idea.
- khal spencer Says:
  October 2, 2020 at 7:14 am | Reply
  October Surprise?
- Dale Says:
  October 2, 2020 at 1:20 pm | Reply
  What you said.
  We have a president that constantly lies, so why should we believe that he is infected? The Melania infection was a nice touch in order to squeeze a tad more sympathy from voters out of his base.
  
  I keep thinking about P.T. Barnum.
  
  But IF it is true, the chickens do come home to roost.
Pat O’Brien Says:
October 2, 2020 at 7:04 am | Reply
I agree!
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  October 2, 2020 at 7:30 am | Reply
  Look for Stan’s “miracle recovery,” coming to a 24/7 news cycle near you. Think of it as a hamhanded remake of “El Cid,” but with Adolf Twitler in the title role and him not being all like dead an’ shit.
khal spencer Says:
October 2, 2020 at 7:10 am | Reply
Interesting idea. Would like to see the actual bug petri dish.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  October 2, 2020 at 7:19 am | Reply
  So far, the only Dog-Approved® headline is at The Atlantic: “Donald Trump says he tested positive for the coronavirus.” Which is worth exactly what you think it is.
- Pat O’Brien Says:
  October 2, 2020 at 7:39 am | Reply
  And he said it on Twitter. It’s worth nothing. The truth is not in him. Nap ever has been.
Pat O’Brien Says:
October 2, 2020 at 8:31 pm | Reply
You think he will pass power to Pence and then get Pence to pardon him for tax evasion?
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  October 3, 2020 at 8:20 am | Reply
  Man, I do not know. Too many balls in the air. And whatever rules there used to be went into the White House shredder about three and a half years ago. Maybe even before that. I was willing to give Jerry Ford the benefit of the doubt until he pulled our trousers down about 30 seconds after Tricky Dick coptered off to San Clemency.
  - Pat O'Brien Says:
    October 3, 2020 at 8:45 am | Reply
    Well, there is this.