El Choad

Even Charlton Heston thought this one was a stinkeroo, and he got to rub up against Sophia Loren.

How many times do you think Adolf Twitler has seen “El Cid,” anyway?

Indestructible warrior of God struck down in mid-battle springs miraculously back to life (or so it would seem) to smite the ANTIFA milling around the property.

The writers played it a bit fast and loose with the truth back in 1961, too. As Alex von Tunzelmann noted at The Guardian in 2013, before El Choad rode his golden escalator into the fray, the epic “leaves the facts wounded and strewn haphazardly across the battlefield. …”

The facts fare even worse in this remake, in which El Choad actually survives. Whether the rest of us survive El Choad remains to be seen.

Tags: Adolf Twitler, El Choad, El Cid

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7 Responses to “El Choad”

khal spencer Says:
October 6, 2020 at 9:26 am | Reply
Or in Orange Hitler’s case, bhenchod fits the bill (a Hindi curse which I will leave to others to look up).
Sorryless Says:
October 6, 2020 at 12:04 pm | Reply
So he gets COVID on a timeline whose math is more dubious than his tax returns and campaign promises. After which he makes a show of unmasking himself, and while his minions are sure to love this latest act, what of all the people who have suffered from or lost loved ones to COVID? Oh that’s right . . . Trump only likes the people who’ve beaten COVID.

Just when you think he couldn’t go any lower . . .
Pat O’Brien Says:
October 6, 2020 at 12:23 pm | Reply
There is no bottom with this asshole. I am still not convinced he had COVID-19, but he used the situation of being exposed to stage another con. I am surprised that he didn’t return to the white house on a white stallion.
Pat O’Brien Says:
October 6, 2020 at 12:26 pm | Reply
khal spencer Says:
October 6, 2020 at 12:30 pm | Reply
I’ve heard more than a few people suggest this has been a stunt on his part. That would mean the staff at Walter Reed are complicit. How long could that last before someone spilled the beans?
- Pat O’Brien Says:
  October 6, 2020 at 12:36 pm | Reply
  Not too long.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  October 6, 2020 at 3:24 pm | Reply
  O, I’m sure they’ve all signed NDAs. And book contracts.
  
  • Late update: What did I tell you? Winning! So. Much. Winning.