Flail away*

“The Nimitz did what?”

The trouble with having a certifiable loon as your ostensible “commander in chief” is that the other loons are liable to mistake his noise for signal.

“Say, Ebrahim, where’s the Great Satan’s aircraft carrier going? Who the hell is calling the shots over there, anyway?”

“The only shot this one cares about is the seven-iron he just shanked into the water hazard, your Supreme Leadership.”

* Apologies to Randy Newman.

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6 Responses to “Flail away*”

  1. khal spencer Says:

    So the Iranians are preparing an attack and we beat feet?

  2. matlinp Says:

    Waiting for Admiral Blowhorner to start rolling three steel balls in his hand and inquiring about the strawberries.

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