Canned

“Yep, it’s all here. Hope you brought a shitload of Scotch tape.”

I think we’ve found the right person to handle document retrieval for the pestilential library of King Donald the Short-fingered.

Tags: King Donald the Short-fingered, Oscar the Grouch

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8 Responses to “Canned”

Pat O’Brien Says:
February 10, 2022 at 3:02 pm | Reply
No surprise here. Nothing will happen. The ring leaders of the sedition and riot will also go untouched.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  February 10, 2022 at 3:29 pm | Reply
  You gotta give the evil old skell his props. If I had this many people after me at once, I’da stroked out and gone to Hell decades ago.
khal spencer Says:
February 10, 2022 at 4:52 pm | Reply
If I had pulled that shit at LANL, you would have been mailing me saw blades in my birthday cake while I was kicking back in Club Fed.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  February 10, 2022 at 5:26 pm | Reply
  Speaking strictly as a Professional Journalist (Emeritus), I hope that when the fat slob does stroke out, it happens on camera(s). Boy, will that ever get a ton of hits. Social media will explode like Krakatoa and we’ll be done with that bullshit too.
  - Herb from Michigan Says:
    February 10, 2022 at 5:40 pm | Reply
    Well if tRump does khack off on camera you can bet his spawn will somehow manage to sell the recording so they can stay in their palaces away from us riff-raff. I freely admit I would pay to watch Orange Hitler choke on a chicken bone whilst gobbling hot wings watching the Super Bowl. I doubt if anyone would Heimlich the fat sumbitch. Especially not Melanoma or whatever her name is.
    - Pat O’Brien Says:
      February 10, 2022 at 6:33 pm | Reply
      Melanoma! He shoots! He scores!
    - Patrick O'Grady Says:
      February 10, 2022 at 7:55 pm | Reply
      I wouldn’t be surprised if his trouser stains had him stuffed and took his moldering carcass on tour, raising money for the Resurrection. Or hauled his fat ass to a back-alley taxidermist so one of them could wear his smelly orange skin long enough to loot the Swiss bank accounts. Unless the Russians get there first.
      - Pat O’Brien Says:
        February 11, 2022 at 6:20 am
        That is sad, but it’s probably close to the truth.