Gym Gollum (R-Wrestlemania) may not be getting his Precious after all.
The wizards in DeeCee hint darkly that his high-pressure tactics — enlist an army of orcs and goblins to screech at various members of the House of Reprehensibles, their families, friends, and house pets — did not constitute what we in the rasslin’ game call “a submission hold.”
Asked for comment, a spokescreature for Sauron the Terrible hissed: “It’s the Cracks of Doom for this bozo. He could fuck up a One Ring circus.”
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And charlie mccarthy yells it’s the democrats fault! Well, I guess they think their supporters, make sure you wash them after the game, are as dumb as they are.
It makes you want to pull out your eyes and stomp on ’em, doesn’t it? Judas Priest.
I’m trying not to read or watch the news but damn if Gollum isn’t the absolute perfect character to play Jordan in the upcoming documentary “How Rethuglicans Shot Both Feet Off While the NRA Applauded “ Leave it to POG to conjure up the hilarity to offset the negative.
The resemblance is uncanny, innit? I mean, for reals.
And, this just in: Looks like Gym-bo will stand down for the moment and Pee-wee McHenry might get to run the Playhouse for a while.
A small victory to be sure. I guess a few repugs weren’t happy with gollum trumpian tactics of threats and intimidations. Maybe gollum could sing us a song?
Another small victory. She flipped including waiving attorney client privilege.
https://www.npr.org/2023/10/19/1207076719/sidney-powell-georgia-guilty-plea
Rudy the Mook must be drinking his Scotch straight from the bottle by now. I get the strong impression that he would not thrive in the prison environment.
I’m not sure if I’ll bother reading the book authored by an out of work hair stylist titled something like, “Rudy’s Magnificent Cab Ride: The Rise of the Scum, the Fall of the Butt Kisser and the Commitment of the Blatantly Insane.”
Jaysis H, etc. Now Gym Gollum (R-Hulkamania) pulls the ol’ switcheroo and opts for Door No. 3. Here’s hoping it gets slammed on his grabby little fingers.
I have no words to describe the complete failure of the house, both sides of the aisle. Slow coup number two ain’t over yet.