Stuck for a Valentine’s Day gift?
How about snatching up these DOGEbags dry-humping the Statue of Liberty, stuffing them into a Starship, and deporting them to Mars?
No, not the Mars Elon covets. The Mars H.G. Wells envisioned.
See how these bright boys and girls like “intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic” drawing plans against them.
I know I’d love it.
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`That would require rocket fuel which would further enrich the fossil fuel industry. Not to mention they might even use one of Muskellunge’s own spaceships. Which even if he’s on it, is no assurance it wouldn’t land in my damn backyard. No, I think putting ALL of Washington DC’s toadies on road crews laying pavement and digging holes for a two year stretch would be better. Especially since the funding for infrastructure maintenance is kaput. No doubt Pat Obrien has even better ideas.
Herb, you flatter me buddy. I think most of the elected officials, and their appointed ass kissers, are beyond hope. They should be immediately poor and forgotten. The large majority of civil service workers are bailing enough water to keep the ship afloat for now. Musk and his group of punk amoral techies, should be deported to South Africa immediately, as in yesterday. From there Musk alone should be put in a Tesla on top of a rocket and launched to the sun. He seems to think that his work is worth $55 billion a year and that the sun rises and sets on him alone. Well, let’s launch to the sun, and he can see if he’s right.
PO’G: “See how these bright boys and girls like “intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic” drawing plans against them.” For a mistaken minute there, I thought you meant the Democratic party (minus the intellects part); OK ….. maybe only the unsympathetic (and thus far ineffectual intellectual) part. 🙂
Old Herb: “… putting ALL of Washington DC’s toadies on road crews laying pavement and digging holes for a two year stretch would be better …”. Based on my few thankfully short periods in the DC area, you’ve described the folks working interminably on the DC Beltway. Round and round they go in never-ending circles. Hey, maybe that describes Congress??!! 🙂
There is nothing wrong with the USA that a direct hit from a 10 km diameter asteroid would not cure. It’s sad to see the state of affairs these days. Shit, when I first registered to vote in 1972, I was actually an optimist.
… or the MagaVolcano located underneath Yellowstone could redirect itself and erupt instead under Washington D.C.
Collateral damage to be sure, but if they (we know who THEY are) were all present at the time, it would sure solve a lot of problems.