First 100 days, blah blah blah

“Wake me when it’s my turn in the litter box..”

Much chin music among the chattering classics lately re: the hackneyed “his first 100 days” bushwa.

This is the ho, and also the hum.

In his first 100 minutes he took a giant shit on us and then wiped his ass with the Constitution.

We’re just waiting for him to come out of the toilet now, is what.

Maybe the old bastard nodded off in there. Smells like he died in there. Christ, light a match, can’t ya?

4 thoughts on “First 100 days, blah blah blah

  1. 👍

    I’m up too early today. Since the election I’ve been skipping much “news” reading. You’ve summed it up here.

    I woke up wanting to hear Lucinda Williams’ take on JJ Cale’s magnificent Magnolia. Excellent. Listening to the full album now: Where the Spirit Meets the Bone.

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