Famous sperm donor Elon Muskhat is returning to fucking up his companies instead of fucking up the government, according to The Atlantic.
And not a moment too soon.
Nobody is compelled to deal with this asshole’s companies. But it’s kind of hard to avoid dealing with the government. It’s always telling you where you can’t hike, or fucking poor people while blowing the Pentagon, or shipping your neighbors off to the Sheik of Yerbouti for challenging new careers as rare-earth miners and/or sexytime playthings.
He’s got his own town in Texas, I hear. Let him fuck that place up for a while.
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Let him go to his Texas city by the sea where they can line up to rub his belly for good luck. Abbot will be first in line. There he can dump more toxic rocket shit in the Gulf Of Mexico.
Appropriate hat. He opens his mouth and a gulf in the neuron connections of the current oval office chair heater occurs.
It’s a shame about his car company. They were nice cars.
Still are nice cars. Ask me how I know. Too bad the CEO is a total asshat.
And now we have the Nazi-fication of the border.
https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/feds-hunters-and-hikers-prohibited-in-military-zone-along-new-mexicos-southern-border/article_066a9440-2f58-4871-8015-be9f89f89485.html
Does anyone else think Muskellunge had walnuts implanted into his cheeks? Well he might need them for sustinence come winter the way Tesla sales are going.
Tesla would be better off without him. We would all be better off without him in our country.
If there are any nuts in there, they’re probably Trump’s. The “T” doesn’t stand for “Tesla,” it stands for “Teabagger.”