Is there a wall left unbeshitted in the Benighted States? If he flings it, it might stick?
“Department of Defense” to be rebranded as “War Department?” OK, one syllable instead of two, so I suppose he might be able to say it without drooling all over his tie. And he could even spell it, maybe. The first word, anyway. If someone spots him the “W” and the “r.”
But when his country wanted him to go to war Cadet Bonespurs was all about playing defense, right here at home.
Hundreds of Koreans ICEd at the construction site of a Hyundai-LG battery plant in Georgia as our two nations struggle to negotiate one of his fabled “deals?” Are these the drug mules with cantaloupe-size calves that screeching racist dipshit Steve King was raving about when some folks — the press, mostly — gave a runny shit what he thought or had to say?
No, this lot had to cross an ocean instead of a river. Talk about your “bad hombres.”
And taking over the 9/11 memorial and museum in New York City? Which commemorate a disaster in which he did … fuck-all? Other than jack his jaw in complete and utterly pampered safety, like the REMF he is and always will be, that is.
Damn. Those Epstein files must really be the shit. He’d bomb Harvard to keep that story out of the news cycle.
Mad Blog Media 
I see the arseholes have already put Dept of War on the dot gov web site.
And now for something a little different.
https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/bicyclists-question-lack-of-consequences-for-drivers-in-fatal-wrecks/article_6d24bf18-ddf4-4964-9f79-2b8e41b37aad.html
I saw that. Nice to hear that someone else thinks these motorists are getting away with murder. All the DA wants is the win, even if it means plea-bargaining the charge down from vehicular homicide to littering.
Thirty nine, that’s 39, million bucks just to change the department name on signs and other stuff.
Miller hates every person of color. All this shit show off the Venezuela coast is so they can use the enemy aliens act to deport all Venezuelans without due process.
Prez hawking merch right outa the Oval Office. Made $60 million so far selling merch to the cult. Made $400 million so far on meme coins and crypto tokens that aren’t worth spit except to the cult and high roller speculators. The corruption is HUGE, the like of which we have never seen before.
OK. I am done pissing into the wind. I am all wet and smell bad.
Plus, this dude is so fucking dumb that he thinks the Magna Carta is an Italian sports car. If you showed him a golden one on TV he’d order one of his knaves to fetch it for him.
The Magna Carta? Isn’t that the name of one of Surly’s bike haulers?
But I do believe that if putin’s lil’ pet actually knew what the Magna Carta was, snakes would extend out of his eyes and flames would erupt out of his ears. Evil offers no compromise.
The Georgia (the US state, not the vassal country) raid accomplished what? Did it improve US/South Korea relations? Did it contribute to improving our capacity to produce batteries? Did it add Georgian (US) battery jobs now that construction has stopped?
What a great idea from our genius leader.
To a hammer (or the hammerheaded) every problem looks like a nail. Naturally, he’ll claim he nailed it.
Next up, a monkey assigned to write the complete works of Shakespeare instead shits on the keyboard and wins the Pulitzer for general nonfiction.
The robots are coming, the robots are coming!!!! And, AI is coming!!!! They will fix everything! Treat them like children, and the greatest age of man is coming! Melameia says, “let it be written, let it be done.”
“Treat them like children. …” Ho, ho. And then they will put us in the worst nursing home ever.
All these A.I. pootbutts should be sentenced to remedial Harlan Ellison for eternity.