A hard-and-fast rule around Ye Olde Dogge Haus is, “Disregard anything that follows the phrase ‘Trump says. …”
But rules are made to be broken. And while I had been planning a grocery trip, now I wonder whether digging a bunker in the back yard might be a better use of my time.
This fuckin’ guy. A mouth like a yawning hippo and the brains of a flea on the hippo’s arse.
And nary a zookeeper in sight.
A friend and I were chatting this morning and he wondered why we hadn’t been hearing anything lately about the whole “running out of ammo” thing that the press had been pushing not long ago, as the U.S. military pitched top-shelf armaments at bargain-basement threats.
So … what exactly will John Whine be packing for the showdown in this Western he’s produced, directed, and stars in?
A few of the lefty bloggers I read are thinking the Fat Man wants to go all — well, Fat Man, the bigger-and-better 2026 edition — on Iran. And here I sit reminiscing about the Good Old Days, taking cover under my desk at Randolph AFB Elementary.
That was one of those solid Air Force issue deals, not this cheapo Office Depot number I’ve been working at for the past couple decades. I’m not sure it’s up to the task of sparing Your Humble Narrator that difficult job interview down below, at The Lake O’ Fire Apocalypse-Intelligencer.
Notice how His Excremency pitches the “death of a civilization” as though it were just another shitty episode of reality TV: “We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World.” But first, this message from Mar-a-Lago-Mars!
What I’d like to find out — and what the legacy media is not telling me — is what the other nuclear powers think about this slobbering shit-gibbon swinging his ’shroom around like a Central Avenue tranq addict oscillating between peeing and jacking off.
We know where Congress stands: watching from a safe distance and doing fuck-all, as per usual. Waiting for the midterms, I expect.
Aren’t we all? ’Scuse me, got a hole to dig. …
Mad Blog Media 
Well, send your Senator, no matter what party, a message telling them to make this mad man resign now or be immediately impeached. It might not do any good, but you will feel better for doing it.
PS: Social media is a stage 4 metastatic penis cancer.
Yep, I watched “The Holdovers” again last night. We own it on blu-ray.
Paul Giamatti for president!
Well if he does break out the nukes tonight, he’ll be 100% correct about the death of a civilization and a regime change. The civilization will be the USA and the regime change will start with him.
This fuckin’ guy. I’m surprised he hasn’t gone all Full Belushi on the Iranians. Gotta be his next move. …
In the Middle East, grudges and slights can be held for centuries if not even longer. The sad part is once Adolph tRump is dead, many peoples of the world will still look upon We The People as Americans did Germans and Japanese after WW2. As they should since We let this happen by electing horrible leaders across the board. From school boards and local judges up to Congress. Or I should say….down to Congress since they are at subterranean levels.
Appalling. And yes, if anyone can hold a grudge longer than the Sicilians or the Irish, it would be the residents of the Middle East, where we continue our endless meddling at our peril. Did Rudyard Kipling live in vain?
They will long remember this TACO Tuesday.
“Do you like Kipling?”
“I don’t know, I’ve never kipled”
Is kipling the act of fishing for kippers? I usually catch mine at the grocery.
Oh yea, the shit show will continue. The credit card war that should have never happened will flareup again, even as he takes a victory lap tomorrow on getting the straight opened again. Israel will continue the elimination of Palestinians from Palestine. The great con on stupid people continues. The insider trading continues. The social media addiction continues. Interference in the midterms is certain. The nation slowly goes bankrupt. He sells bibles and cell phones to the to these pitiful fools. Prove me wrong as the cultists love to say. Me? I am taking a break from this self inflicted misery. I’ll vote if allowed, but that’s it. I’m done.
I know stupidity should be painful, but I was kinda hoping it would only be painful for the stupid people.
The 49% of those who voted for this parasite are dragging the rest of us along on their ride to the bottom. This maggot will start a war just to manipulate the markets and on-line betting parlors so he can make more money. If one of these 49% should try to tell me how good this sociopath is, along with his sick and twisted cabinet, my “just get along filter” will immediately fail. I don’t wanna be that guy.
PS: That new Taylor of mine is sweet beyond words in every category. I have played it every day since I got it. I’m looking at it right now. It’s a life time buddy.