I see Prince Maybelline, putative Heir to the Golden Escalator, has managed a rare double in the 2026 Foreign Policy World Series, failing to end a war and queer an election.
Sucks to be him. If there’s ever a Marvel movie about this administration, and there shouldn’t be, I figure Johnny Depp plays the prince in full Jack Sparrow makeup. Stellan Skarsgård will of course bring his Baron Vladimir Harkonnen chops to the role of Addled Shitler, but with an overlay of Evil Otis Campbell from the Bizarro World version of “The Andy Griffith Show.”
And now Shitler is beefing with the pope? He’s a huge fat bastard for sure, but I don’t think he can make the weight for that bout, no matter how many Unhappy Meals he inhales between fat rails of Adderall.
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Doing what Putin wants and market manipulation at the same time. What could be easier? High rollers get richer, Putin can buy more shit to throw at Ukraine, Imayahoo can continue his ethnic cleansing of the holey land, and the family business makes big money. Oh, the pope can go pound sand up his ass. What’s not to like? Besides, nobody’s doing shit to stop it. BOHICA fellow citizens. Behold America’s god.
