I see Prince Maybelline, putative Heir to the Golden Escalator, has managed a rare double in the 2026 Foreign Policy World Series, failing to end a war and queer an election.
Sucks to be him. If there’s ever a Marvel movie about this administration, and there shouldn’t be, I figure Johnny Depp plays the prince in full Jack Sparrow makeup. Stellan Skarsgård will of course bring his Baron Vladimir Harkonnen chops to the role of Addled Shitler, but with an overlay of Evil Otis Campbell from the Bizarro World version of “The Andy Griffith Show.”
And now Shitler is beefing with the pope? He’s a huge fat bastard for sure, but I don’t think he can make the weight for that bout, no matter how many Unhappy Meals he inhales between fat rails of Adderall.
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Doing what Putin wants and market manipulation at the same time. What could be easier? High rollers get richer, Putin can buy more shit to throw at Ukraine, Imayahoo can continue his ethnic cleansing of the holey land, and the family business makes big money. Oh, the pope can go pound sand up his ass. What’s not to like? Besides, nobody’s doing shit to stop it. BOHICA fellow citizens. Behold America’s god.
When the elevator to Hell stops falling, let me know. I am currently cowering under my desk and kissing my ass goodbye as I did in first grade in 1960., The crazy mofos are running the country like an insane asylum. The republicans are showing no class, no courage or outrage over the antics of He who shall not be named. They will wail and moan and bitch when their worthless asses are kicked to the curb in November. Should the country last that long, and the orange blob not try to suspend the elections? Damn, I am as scared as when the draft lottery took place back in the 70’s. No way to live in retirement.,
It gets worse. Now the asshole uses AI to make a “I’m Jesus” picture and puts it on his bullshit social media. Then his religious supporters get their undies in a twist, and he takes it down. I’d like to know what AI prompt he used to make it. I’m better than Jesus was probably one. He was too liberal and poor to be a winner was another.