Pearl diver

Remember what George Carlin had to say about “service.” Photo: Gage Skidmore/Flickr, used under Creative Commons License 2.0

Well, to absolutely no one’s surprise, Kimberly Gullet got tossed over the side of the USS Grifter, wearing nothing but a few hundredweight of anchor chain extorted from Tiffany & Co.

I guess when they told her she was going to be ambassador to Greece she thought they meant “ambassador to grease,” as in her palm.

That the Kimbo got the heave-ho for doing the same thing that all the males in that leaky tub are doing, some of them trying to grow more hands so they can slip them into even more wallet pockets, should likewise surprise no one. In that crowd it’s always going to be “Pimps up, hoes down.”

4 thoughts on “Pearl diver”

  1. MAGA takes another intelligent person, stimulates their ego and greed, strips them of all ethics and empathy, tells them their opponents are evil demons, and molds them into a copy of don the con. Maybe her, or one of the others under the bus, with knowledge of the inner workings of this coup de’tat, will flip like Mike Cohen. Makes me wonder how many pounds of pancake makeup it takes to run the executive branch each day. Truckloads I bet. Piggy face needs an ankle monitor and a one way ticket to mara lardo.

    1. Can’t be long before some folks start “falling” out of windows, or collecting fatal doses of radiation that they didn’t get from tanning beds.

      “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” — Peter Clemenza

  2. I’d say it’s sexist to comment on her looks, but there are so many “males” and “females” that look similarly artificial I believe it’s even handed. So, is that supposed to be a face on her? Also, I’ve been thinking of Genuine People Personality of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and their plastic people. The brainwashed can no longer tell if someone’s actually a human but the non-brainwashed of us (Arthur Dents?) have no trouble.

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