Road trip!

January 18, 2019January 18, 2019 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 10 Comments

“Next stop, Trump Tower. Whoops, did I say ‘Trump Tower?’
I meant ‘prison.'”

Any chance we might start with a simple cobbled one-laner leading from the White House to USP Victorville, suitable for a fat bastard in a tar-and-feathers jumpsuit riding a splintery rail?

Here’s the turd, there’s the handle, what’s your hurry?

January 18, 2019January 18, 2019 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 15 Comments

Once again Charles P. Pierce breaks it all down so the rest of us can lean on our shovels.

Waiting for Mueller is now an unacceptable and inadequate response from the national legislature. Mueller’s job is to see if the president* and his minions should go to jail. The House’s job is to determine if the president* should not be the president* anymore.

Bring it. Impeach the sonofabitch. If nothing else you give him a fresh case of ants in his pants to distract him from rendering the Republic uninhabitable.

Here’s more, from Adam Serwer and Yoni Appelbaum at The Atlantic.

‘No, no, no, no …’

January 17, 2019January 17, 2019 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 13 Comments

Meanwhile, from our No, No, No No No, No, No (Yes) Collusion Department. …

Stand down, clown

January 16, 2019 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 11 Comments

We’re all bozos on this bus. Some of us more than others.

The speaker of the House lays an epic troll on Il Douche, suggesting that he postpone his State of the Union speech or submit it in writing.

I dunno. I don’t remember anything in the Constitution about black crayon and Big Chief tablets. Y’think he can manage it in 280 characters?

That’s what I call some prime-time Pelosi.

Roman hands and Russian fingers

January 14, 2019 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 10 Comments

A tip of Dr. Dogbyte’s scrub cap to Terry Gilliam’s “Twelve Monkeys.”

OK, lemme see if I have this right here:

It’s a disgrace to ask whether the pestilence of the Benighted States is a useful idiot stooging for the Russians.

But it’s OK to ask whether his predecessor was a Kenyan Muslim socialist not born in this country.

Got it.