Don’t have a cow, man. Follow one.

If you are a member of the Twitterati, we urge you to follow @DevinCow at your earliest opportunity, if only because @DevinNunesMom is no longer with us.

Also, it makes presidential fluffer and swamp rat Devin Nunes crazy.

W’udder you waiting for? Get a moove on.

Tags: Devin Nunes, presidential fluffer, swamp rat

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8 Responses to “Don’t have a cow, man. Follow one.”

khal spencer Says:
March 19, 2019 at 9:48 am | Reply
Hilarious. I just posted this as a tweet. Well, I left off “fluffer” so Twitter didn’t delete it. But that is funny.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  March 19, 2019 at 9:53 am | Reply
  Such a special snowflake. His travails, they make a man’s eyes damp, for sure. Or not.
Pat O'Brien Says:
March 19, 2019 at 9:50 am | Reply
Nunes and twitter can both go pound sand up their asses.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  March 19, 2019 at 9:57 am | Reply
  These days I only peek at Twitter via the “Bike Industry Tweeters” widget over to BRAIN. Can’t say as I miss the platform. It’s like watching drunks tossing M-80s into a porta-john.
  
  That said, I eagerly await the arrival of @DevinsSheep. Baaaaa haaaa haaaa.
  - Pat O'Brien Says:
    March 19, 2019 at 11:41 am | Reply
    Now that’s funny right there! Drill, baby, drill.
khal spencer Says:
March 19, 2019 at 2:22 pm | Reply
Nice. Devon managed to raise the profile of DevonCow so that it went from about 1,000 to 135,000 followers in a day.
https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/policy/technology/article228117599.html
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  March 19, 2019 at 2:25 pm | Reply
  Damn. I wish I could get someone to slander me. I could use the traffic. Still well short of that first million.
mike w. Says:
March 19, 2019 at 3:30 pm | Reply
My what thin skin he has… poor baby!