Yes, that’s exactly what it appears to be: a Christmas display at the local Lowe’s, in September.
I think we all know what I want for Christmas (cough, cough, impeachment, removal, cough, cough).
But having been a very naughty boy indeed, I don’t expect to get it.
Well, I expect to get it, all right. But not that “it.”
That old queen is at it again, this time questioning whether the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Rep. Adam B. Schiff, should be arrested for treason. For, y’know, like, being a big ol’ blue meanie, an’ stuff.
Can we please impeach His Execration now? His Louis XIV act grows wearisome.
As I was getting set to hop in the shower last night I saw movement in my peripheral vision, and holy shit, there was a largish vinegaroon, lurking down by the baseboard near the sink.
I clapped a plastic chile container over him (or her), slid a record album underneath (Stray Cats, “Built for Speed”), and ferried her (or him) out the front door.
We don’t like having scary things scuttling around and about in our house, and we remove them with a minimum of violence as quickly as we are able, because nobody who lives in our house is a fucking idiot.
Speaking of which, “What do we want? When do we want it?” Seriously? Jesus, people, find a new hymn to sing. That’s got as much white hair in its ears as “Hey hey, ho ho.”
