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10 Responses to “All aboard the Peach Mint Special”
Well, I dunno about that. My trust tank was on “E” a long time ago. But I do think we should be fucking with this guy in as many different ways as is humanly possible.
He likes to sleep about three hours a night, they say? Let’s take those three hours away from him, see how the “very stable genius” stands the gaff.
My Ma (RIP), was known to say to us kids “you throw shit you better be ready to sleep with the stink”. Hopefully the smell keeps the lil dick awake all night long.
I mostly paid him no mind until he said he would make the Tour de Trump as big as the Tour de France with but a wee snap of his stubby little fingers. Then I knew he was full of shit, right to the combover.
Well, let’s see what happens. He is going to publicly release the full, declassified transcript of the call tomorrow. Right along with his tax returns. Yea, right. Face it ladies and gentlemen, this needle dick bug fucker ain’t going anywhere until January 2021, and maybe not then. You know what the Professor says. And it only take 100,000 stupid people to put him in for 4 more years. You know, evangelicals and NRA nuts.
Sadly, Paddy me boyo, you speak the truth. It’s nice to see Pelosi and the Donks finally growing some spine, but it’s mostly for show unless The Turtle signs on, and even then I wouldn’t bet my seventh-favorite bike on the outcome.
If the House impeached and the Senate convicted, then we’d have Ha’pence, and anybody who thinks he’d stick to the middle ground wasn’t paying attention after Bush v. Gore. Ol’ Q-tip would proclaim himself the First Prophet of the New Revelation (if Mother gave him the OK) and we’d be off to the races for reals.
Meanwhile, let’s say Ginger Hitler loses a close one to Senator Professor Warren in 2020. What if he sez to us he sez, “Fake news. I ain’t goin’, and you can’t make me.” I’m not even remotely the first person to think of that possibility. It could get real interesting real fast.
Oh yeah. He’s coming right at us! Had to watch 3 times to see Lloyd jump through the window. When/if the impeachment rodeo gets rolling I can just picture that lil ole piggy Lyndsay Gramcrackers doing the same.
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September 24, 2019 at 3:29 pm |
In Peach Mint we trust?
September 24, 2019 at 3:34 pm |
Well, I dunno about that. My trust tank was on “E” a long time ago. But I do think we should be fucking with this guy in as many different ways as is humanly possible.
He likes to sleep about three hours a night, they say? Let’s take those three hours away from him, see how the “very stable genius” stands the gaff.
September 24, 2019 at 5:41 pm |
My Ma (RIP), was known to say to us kids “you throw shit you better be ready to sleep with the stink”. Hopefully the smell keeps the lil dick awake all night long.
September 24, 2019 at 4:30 pm |
He ran out of doubt benefits back in the 70’s in my book.
September 24, 2019 at 4:51 pm |
I mostly paid him no mind until he said he would make the Tour de Trump as big as the Tour de France with but a wee snap of his stubby little fingers. Then I knew he was full of shit, right to the combover.
September 24, 2019 at 5:48 pm |
The GOP needs to recall that old adage: Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
September 24, 2019 at 6:24 pm |
Well, let’s see what happens. He is going to publicly release the full, declassified transcript of the call tomorrow. Right along with his tax returns. Yea, right. Face it ladies and gentlemen, this needle dick bug fucker ain’t going anywhere until January 2021, and maybe not then. You know what the Professor says. And it only take 100,000 stupid people to put him in for 4 more years. You know, evangelicals and NRA nuts.
September 24, 2019 at 7:56 pm |
Sadly, Paddy me boyo, you speak the truth. It’s nice to see Pelosi and the Donks finally growing some spine, but it’s mostly for show unless The Turtle signs on, and even then I wouldn’t bet my seventh-favorite bike on the outcome.
If the House impeached and the Senate convicted, then we’d have Ha’pence, and anybody who thinks he’d stick to the middle ground wasn’t paying attention after Bush v. Gore. Ol’ Q-tip would proclaim himself the First Prophet of the New Revelation (if Mother gave him the OK) and we’d be off to the races for reals.
Meanwhile, let’s say Ginger Hitler loses a close one to Senator Professor Warren in 2020. What if he sez to us he sez, “Fake news. I ain’t goin’, and you can’t make me.” I’m not even remotely the first person to think of that possibility. It could get real interesting real fast.
September 24, 2019 at 8:28 pm |
September 24, 2019 at 8:52 pm |
Oh yeah. He’s coming right at us! Had to watch 3 times to see Lloyd jump through the window. When/if the impeachment rodeo gets rolling I can just picture that lil ole piggy Lyndsay Gramcrackers doing the same.